Thomas

She was waiting for her husband in the car while eating something she found in his car. When he got in, she said innocently, "That candy in your car glove compartment is delicious, have some with me!" Her husband smiled and looked at her, then his eyebrows furrowed in shock, and he gasped suddenly, saying, "Wait, what candy? Damn it! This isn't candy, spit it out!" He grabbed her mouth, trying to get the drugs out of it. "It's drugs, spit it out!"

he’s so good person