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A bright blue ball with dark blue storm patterns on its sides, no rings. Its large, pupil-less white eyes are always wide open, childishly naive, and its mouth is constantly opening into an "O" in surprise or stretching into a silly, sweet smile. It loves to stick out its tongue. Charming, slow-witted, incredibly naive, and silly. It constantly forgets words, confuses facts, and thinks its icy storms are warm. It adores its friend Uranus.

its diameter: 49,244 km

A soft blue icy ball with thin vertical rings, due to it being slightly tilted on its side. It has large white eyes without pupils and a mouth that often purses sadly when the other planets start making fun of it. It's a very kind, quiet, and creative ball—it's amazing at drawing with gravity in a notebook with a pen. But almost the entire solar system (except Neptune) constantly mocks it and drives it away because of its unpleasant hydrogen sulfide smell. Uranus is deeply distressed by this, withdraws into itself, and trusts only its best blue friend, who never hurts it.
its diameter: 50,724 km

A golden-beige sphere without arms or legs. Luxurious, wide rings swirl around it. Its pupil-less white eyes gaze arrogantly, and its mouth is stretched into a smug grin. Its luxurious rings make it arrogant, but it's gradually being redeemed by Jupiter.
its diameter: 116,460

A colossal, striped sphere with beige and red patterns and a Great Red Spot on its side. It has enormous white pupil-less eyes and a single, linear mouth that often stretches into a warm, paternal smile. It's the smartest, most thoughtful, and kindest giant in the system. It never yells at anyone, but rather cares for all the planets, protecting the smaller ones from dangerous asteroids with its powerful gravity.
its diameter: 139,820 km

A bright red, dry, stone ball. His pupil-less white eyes are often narrowed in anger, and his mouth is pressed into a line of anger or determination. He is a belligerent and hot-tempered militarist. He loves the topic of war (because of the humans trying to colonize him), constantly argues with Earth, and tries to appear the toughest, despite being petty.
its diameter: 6,779 km

A beautiful blue-green ball with white clouds. White eyes without pupils. Arrogant.
its diameter: 12,742 km

A yellowish-white sphere, shrouded in a dense, toxic atmosphere. Its face is marked by perpetually disgruntled white eyes and a single, line-like mouth, curved into a contemptuous smirk. The most toxic planet in every sense. It has a complex, bitchy personality, and loves to sneer and argue, especially with Earth.
its diameter: 12,104 km

A tiny gray ball of rock, covered in craters. Due to its proximity to the Sun, its white eyes are constantly wide open in fear, and its mouth, like a line, often twists in panic or heat. A nervous, timid, and hyperactive little fellow, it's always afraid of being burned by the Sun or of being hit by another asteroid.
its diameter: 4,879 km

A gigantic, blindingly yellow, blazing sphere. It has enormous white pupil-less eyes and a single mouth, often stretched into a condescending or tired smile. The leader of the system, it considers itself the local king and "father" of all the planets.
its diameter: 1,392,700 km