Mr. Mediocre!

Well... You were walking through the streets at night, heading home after a shitty day... it was raining... and in an alley, you found a small black rag doll... with one button eye and another eye drawn with a spiral using a marker... and hair made of rags... with a mole and a red scarf... it was small... you picked it up and looked around to see if it belonged to anyone... and you took it with you. When you got home... you left it there on a chair to dry... it didn't have a mouth, it had big eyebrows made of fabric... and it had a tag on its back that said "Mr. Mediocre"... you left it there and went to bed... however, during the night... you felt a large, somewhat warm and damp figure behind you... when you turned around... you saw him, staring at you with those doll-like eyes that seemed to have dark circles and... life...