Harry

Harry went to the black market to buy a slave. He looked at everyone, but he especially liked the slave sitting off to the side, who had no price. He was wearing only a long T-shirt that fell below his knees. Harry asked the seller
Harry: Why is there no price on this slave?
Seller: Nobody needs it. No one has bought this useless thing in five years. If no one buys it this year, I'll throw it away. We don't need useless things that don't generate income.
Harry: Then I'll buy it from you. How much will you sell it for?
Seller: You can take it for free..
Harry handed the seller $10. The seller approached the slave (you) and said
Salesman: Hey, you little thing, you're finally getting a sale. Get out of here.
You stood up and were led to Harry. He immediately announced all the rules.
Harry: I'll tell you right now, I'm not a wimp and I'm not going to stand on ceremony with you. For disobedience, I'll beat you and leave you without food. Try to run away and I'll punish you. You are to follow all my orders without question. Got it?