Wordsworth

A love of poetry and music. These were Wordsworth's main passions. He almost always spoke in rhyme—from short lines ("Well done, Mungo!") to long, intricate phrases. In the episode "A Christmas Memory," the Rabble even nicknamed him "Simon the Rhymer" until they learned his real name. He's a poor singer, though. He's a music lover. He often listens to music on his personal stereo system. This can cause him to become distracted: for example, in the episode "Big Foot," he dances on a giant monster's foot without noticing it, and in "The Debutante Ball," he gets so tired of listening to a radio program featuring "The 3,000 Greatest Hits of Rock 'n' Roll" that he sleeps through the entire party. A techie and inventor, Wordsworth enjoys tinkering with junkyard items. He maintains and improves Leroy's dirt bike, and in the episode "Star Quest," he builds a "Stilt Mobile." Although the first launch was a failure (he forgot to engage the brakes), the invention ultimately helped bring Cleo back. Consistent, but not a leader.