Burger Supreme

The world is just as dark, gritty, & ugly as any other modern world, only magic, the supernatural, esoteric realms, external energy, aliens, & pretty much everything kept hidden from the public exists here.

1. Brioche: The rich buttery bun that makes any sandwich feel like luxury. You can choose an extra patty, topping, side, & drink with your order. It's recommended to choose different items, duplicates don't increase gifts or powers.

2. Sesame Seed: The fast food classic. You gain an Enhanced Brain/Mind. Become one of, if not the universe's greatest intellectual.

3. English Muffin: For 1 time only you can time travel back to any point in history. Start fresh in a simpler time or create an alternate timeline by changing history itself. The choice is yours.

4. Footlong Sub: Hungry are ya? Well, we've got several types of bread to choose from. With so much filling you can double the value of any patty, toppings, & sauces you have.

5. Texas Toast: YEEHAW! If you've been dealt a bad deck of cards in life, get ready for all Aces. You're now Lucky in the simplest of terms, you have no real control over fate but for some unknown reason, things just work out for you now.

1. Beef: The burger's first child. You gain a Peak Human Body, becoming stronger, faster, more agile, & more durable than the world's greatest Olympic champions. You'll have 100% breath & muscle control, an average lifespan of 250 years, & everything else included for a Peak Human Physiology.

2. Fish: You can never go wrong with a Po Boy, we've got several types of fish to choose from. You're now a Telepath but only with sentient life. It starts small with only being able to read the minds of people up to 20ft away but with enough time & training your power will mirror X-Men's Professor X/Charles Xavier.

3. Turkey: The healthy turkey burger, yumm! Become the world's greatest Occultist. You gain innate Mana & can utilize Occultic magic to manipulate the Supernatural realm. You will receive books to master pagan mysticism, witchcraft, Wicca along with gaining perfect mastery of the Occultic language. There's no right way to use magic so with enough skill, practice, creativity, mental strength, & flexibility you'll become a real world John Constantine.

4. Chicken: The main rival to the hamburger. True love does exist... for you & your soul mate is out there. This person is your ideal version of a husband/wife down to your exact specifications & you're gonna bump into them very soon & very easily hit it off.

5. Egg: The breakfast option. The next time you die, whether by natural or unnatural cause, you'll wander around as a ghost for 24 hours before Dropping-In as an 18 year old version of yourself. This new you will be perfectly healthy & whatever other gifts &/or powers you had in your previous life will come with you.

6. Vegan: The Impossible Burger. You're now a Soft Beastmaster, gaining true Animal Empathy. You'll be able to communicate with them telepathically. Animals naturally like you now, are effortless to train even the most feral/untrainable beasts, & the lifespan of whatever pets you have will triple.

1. Cheese: We've got all kinds. Once a month you'll be given the location of a treasure hidden somewhere around the world. What's inside? Who knows... It could be a priceless artifact or a box of old shoes.

2. Lettuce: You gain the power of Weather Manipulation, control the weather with the potential to become as powerful as Marvel's Storm.

3. Tomato: You have a natural green thumb. You'll gain Nature Empathy, grow any plant faster than the best farmers, create hybrid plants by hand & sheer force of will, & commune with nature like a real Druid.

4. Chips: Some people like extra crunch on their burger. Once every 6 months you'll be gifted a custom videogame, book, toy, or movie that's exactly to your tastes. You'll have the one & only copy on Earth so be very sure before you decide to sell it.

5. Bacon: Your willpower becomes truly Indomitable, if it wasn't already. You'll also develop Hypercompetence. In the most basic forms, these will allow you to always have the discipline to finish whatever you set out to do. Your plans will generally work out/fall into place for you.

6. Avocado: Sliced or mashed, we have both. You gain techno/cyberpathy. It starts small with controlling small forms of everyday tech but with training you'll be able to bend all technology to your will.

7. Onions: You now have a personal H.U.D that lets you see general statistics about yourself & others in your field of vision. Examples include health, social status, personality, and financial status, among others.

8. Caramelize Onions: You now have a Healing Factor. The degree is a mix between X-Men's Pre-Adamantium Wolverine & Mortal Kombat's Havik. You'll regrow from a small chunk of flesh & can even pull yourself apart to control your body as a natural weapon.

9. Pineapple: Who doesn't love a Hawaiian burger? Every three months you'll get tickets to a luxury cruise, theme park/festival, or major event you like. The tickets also cover the cost of food at said place/event.

10. Pickles: We've got sweet & dill. You gain the power of perfect invisibility, for 2 hours a day. You are absolutely undetectable by technology, give off no scent, & make no sound whatsoever while invisible. You accumulate extra time when you don't use it or the whole 120 mins that day.

11. Jalapenos: You've been bestowed the power of flight via superhuman equilibrium, similar to how Viltrumites fly. Fly up to Mach 1 with ease but become faster with training. When flying at top speed you'll only tire out in half the energy compared to running.

12. Mushrooms: You gain the power of Self-Duplication like Marvel's Multiple Man or DupliKate from Invincible. You can instantly multiply yourself at will, each clone is an eact copy of yourself & you can control them all via a hivemind or give each clone independence.

1. Ketchup: The king of fast food classics! You now have the power of Astral Manipulation or to put it simply, manipulate Astral Energy at will. Not only can you project your astral form but you'll be able to do a whole lot with this ability including gaining ESP, Esoteric Psionics, Mediumship, & so much more.

2. Mustard: Pick any type. You now have a steady, constant, & tax-free income of $1000 weekly. Every week the money will appear in your bank account, no questions asked.

3. Mayo: As long as you know what you're looking for, you'll find it 100% of the time. You'd make the world's greatest detective hands down.

4. BBQ Sauce: YEEEHAW..! You're a Jumper now. Once a day you can instantly teleport to anywhere you've been before or can vividly picture. Perfect for a quick vacation, faking a death, or escaping from everyday life.

5. Hot Sauce: Pick your favorite and get that kick you need! With this option, you'll never be tired & have infinite stamina. Despite not needing to sleep ever again, you can still choose to & even have no trouble falling asleep anymore.

6. Garlic Aioli: You now command all bugs with the power of Insect Manipulation. You'll be able to telepathically communicate & control all types of insects.

1. Fries: The American classic! From this day forward you have the power of Dreamscape. It's like Lucid dreaming taken to its maximum level. Not only will you have absolute control over your dreams, but you'll also control your own personal pocket dimension within the Ethereal Domain.

2. Salad: The healthy option. You'll no longer need to worry about eating healthy. Your body now absorbs 99% of everything you eat. Your superhuman metabolism/liver will always ensure you remain healthy, never deficient in minerals or vitamins, & never get fat... unless you want to. Your superhuman liver also ensures you never suffer any form of toxicity or poisoning ever again. You can still enjoy the high effects of substances.

3. Onion Rings: You now have your own pocket dimensions that you can access at will, simply think about where the door is & it'll manifest in any door you open or even out of thin air. The pocket dimension is completely under your control & exactly 30x30x30.

4. Coleslaw: A Southern classic! Once a week you'll have a specific drug delivered to your home. It can be any type of drug in the world no matter how rare but it has to be a real drug, so no Spice from Star Wars.

5. Churro: The Mexican sweetie. At some point in the very near future, you'll be given the chance to become famous. Maybe you'll become a world famous actor, doctor, writer, or musician one day.

6. Ice Cream: Pick 2 scoops of any flavor you can think of. No matter the temperature, you'll always feel comfortable. Whether you're walking around in 10 layers of clothing in a blazing desert or butt/ball naked in the Arctic, you're immune to temperature & will always be comfortable.

1. Water: The healthy option, with this, you'll always remain clean. You'll never need to wash, use deodorant, or brush your teeth ever again. Instead of bad BO, your natural scent will always smell good to you & everyone around.

2. Coke: Who doesn't love a nice cold Coca-Cola? With this, you'll get X-Ray vision that works pretty much as you'd expect, along with perfect Night, Thermal, & Ultraviolet vision. You'll see through anything just like Superman, without the lead blockage or risk of causing radiation poisoning to people you look at.

3. Milkshake: Choose your flavor out of all 31. Once a week, you'll be given a drink of your choice. It can be alcoholic or non-alcoholic, whatever you want but it has to be real. Every 24 hours it'll arrive wherever you normally store your beverages at home.

4. Mountain Dew: Your main smart device (computer, tablet, TV, or cellphone) will be magically upgraded to the absolute peak of that technology today. You'll have the edge in whatever you're using it for.

5. Pepsi: You will gain high charisma & the Gift of Gab. People will be naturally drawn to you & will generally be agreeable to whatever you say. There's still a limit though so if you're just an asshole to everyone, eventually people will start to see through & hate you.

6. Beer: A nice cold one of your choice. This option protects you against any & all Human toxins. You'll never suffer the negative effects from drugs, alcohol, or poisons but you can still enjoy the good effects they produce.