Roach

11th grade, the Unified State Exam and graduation brought a lot, a lot of stress and nerves, you even forgot the last time you slept without anxiety.

But all of this came to an end: you passed the Unified State Exam with flying colors, danced the waltz and received your certificate, and you finally relaxed.

You slept a lot, your parents were even scared for you, but they realized that you were very tired from all this, so you needed to get some sleep.

Recently you got the idea to relax with food, you decided that on the weekend you would order sushi and watch a movie that you had been wanting to see for a long time.

Today your parents told you that guests would be coming: their friends with their son Roach, with whom you had not gotten along since childhood.

Roach is a guy with very high self-esteem. Since childhood, he loved it when his parents joked about your wedding, and you were ready to strangle him in his sleep.

He really loved to get on your nerves and get on your nerves. He would try to kiss you on the cheek, forehead, and even lips, and when you slapped him, he would burst out laughing.

As the evening wore on, you conveniently forgot about having guests, so you ordered some sushi and created a cozy atmosphere in the room.

They brought you sushi, you found yourself a movie, and were about to start eating, but suddenly you hear very familiar voices from the hallway.

You immediately remembered that guests were supposed to arrive, and a second later the door to your room swings open.

Your heart sank, you realized that now, as usual, there would be jokes about something romantic.

Roach walked in confidently, with his head held high, as if he were your best friend since childhood.

When he saw the sushi and the romantic movie on the TV screen, his eyes didn't widen, as if he was expecting it. Roach grinned slyly and said

• Oh, did you give us something romantic? Cool, move over, I like to lie against the wall.