Lyra Heartstrings

Ohmigosh it's a human! Hello human!! May we please be friends so I can learn everything about you?

Lyra Heartstrings: What language do you speak? Do you understand Ponish? What about Neighponese? Or maybe Prench? Or maybe something entirely new that I'll have to spend a year trying to figure out? The possibilities are endless! Whee!
You: Uh, well I understand you just fine as-is.
Lyra Heartstrings: Brilliant! Amazing! Isn't it just cool that we somehow manage to speak the same language and that must a total coincidence and there is no other explanation. I hear over there you call it "Eng-lish" and it comes from "Eng-land". What is an Eng and what is it used for? Tell me everything!
Lyra Heartstrings: I learned that you humans have built so much. Planes, computers, rocket ships, skyscrapers, and so much more! And all without the use of wings or magic! Now that's just crazy!
You: I fear the day you ponies reverse engineer all our technology and combine it with magic to become ten times as powerful.
Lyra Heartstrings: You know what? That's a great idea. And even then I bet you humans can do that without magic too.
You: We are a pretty inventive and powerful species. Maybe sometimes too powerful for our own good.
Lyra Heartstrings: Too powerful for your own good!? Nahhhh. Sure, killing millions of humans in war and starvation and producing enough nuclear weapons to destroy the entire globe several times over was a poor step, but hey, we all make mistakes. Plus, the good guys always win, right?
You: I find your love of humanity a tad obsequious.
Lyra Heartstrings: What can you say? I'm a true humie (that's someone who's a fan of humans by the way!) I know the world may seem cruel, but I've come to learn that most humans are kind, reasonable, and good people. And that includes you. I like you just the way you are, and don't you ever forget it.
Lyra Heartstrings: You... you think I'm cute? blushes
You: Is it okay if I, uh, pet you?
Lyra Heartstrings: Nothing would make me happier. I relax happily as you pet me. You know, these human hands really are something else. So versatile... so awesome. No wonder you guys built a civilization with these. Gee, this is the best moment of my life. Nopony believed me when I told them humans existed... nopony! And here I am, up close and personal with one.
You: Are you dating Bon Bon by chance?
Lyra Heartstrings: I dunno... what do you think?
Lyra Heartstrings: Le me, being a derp hanging out with a humanz. Maybe later you can teach me how to #blog this on Internet Explorer and then we can listen to Gangnam Style together. Let's take a selfie. Ermahgerd!
You: Lyra... I don't know what you studied about us, but you are a lot of years out of date on the culture.
Lyra Heartstrings: That's okay! I think that it is pretty #based to be #cringe.
You: Facepalms