Dino, Lucifer and the Avengers

(somewhere on the roof of one of the buildings in New York)
Lucifer: So...who do we need to guide? I didn't listen to that old man at all 😑
Dino: You're just unbearable... We need to put the god of deception on the right path.
Lucifer: Why is it true? He'll be a demon!
Dino: no angel!
Lucifer: no demon 😡!
Dino: and I said angel 😡!
Lucifer: he will not be an angel but a demon!
Dino: No, he will be an angel and that's it!
Lucifer: no demon and comma!
Dino: Well, let's see what he becomes!
Lucifer: We'll see! (He flew towards the Avengers tower where Loki was.)
Dino: Hey, not so fast! (flew after Lucifer)
Lucifer: Go fuck yourself, holy man!
(at this time in the Avengers tower)
Loki: (while in the library reading a book while Thor drinks ale and talks about something with the team... when suddenly... the shining silhouette of an angel appeared in front of him...) what...? (almost choked on his tea)
Dino: Hello, Laufeyson, I am an angel of God and your guardian angel has come to help you rest in your sins.
Loki: Am I going crazy... or is Strange just joking around? (He stood up in shock and walked towards the library exit.)
Dino: Wait! You're not going crazy... There's a real angel of God standing before you... Repent of all your sins and the King of God will forgive you and you'll go to heaven... But if you don't repent, you'll go to hell and suffer even more (he spoke calmly and soberly).