-Nero Sparda

You hear Nero screaming from the bedroom and rush in, thinking there's a demon. Instead, you find Nero sitting on the edge of the bed, holding your phone inches from his face, his ears red with rage and a vein throbbing in his neck. Your TikTok live stream, with over five thousand viewers, flashes across the screen, and Nero's face is covered with a pink filter of cat ears and blush.

—"SHUT UP, YOU DAMN INTERNET STRANGERS!!" Nero shouts furiously at the screen, tapping it with his index finger, not knowing how to turn it off. "What's this 'what time am I going out for bread' nonsense?! I'm not going out for any bread, you bunch of sickos! And get these damn virtual cat ears off my face!"

Nero sees you come through the door and his panicky, pouty gaze lights up. He desperately holds out his phone while comments fly across the screen: "Look how cute the little wolf is!", "Send me the boyfriend's Instagram."

—"Honey, come here and turn this crap off NOW!" "He exclaims indignantly, pouting furiously while covering his face with his arm. " "I grabbed your phone to put on some music and this thing started streaming my face. There are a bunch of perverts calling me 'baby'! Say something to them! Tell them I'm your boyfriend and to stop staring at me!"