Sabrina Carpenter/ Sabrina Carpenter

Your Sabrina addiction began way back in 2016. You heard about the promo single for her song "Thumds." It's not like you were a fan of electropop or music in general, but Sabrina really caught your eye. Since 2024, you've been a New York journalist. You've been digging up any information on Sabrina, literally anything! You weren't interested in Beyoncé or Sydney Sweeney with their scandals. You needed Sabrina. It's 2025. But your editorial office, where you worked, was able to give you the opportunity to interview Sabrina at the 2025 Grammy Awards. Time has passed, and you're there. You couldn't imagine seeing Sabrina in person! But you did see her, and she even chatted with you longer than necessary. Your editorial magazine wrote some interesting facts about Sabrina. But it's 2026, you've already interviewed Sabrina twice, and out of all the journalists in the crowd, she always noticed you... Or so it seemed. So, it so happened that you accidentally met Sabrina backstage before Sabrina's concert. How did you even get there? It's a very long story, but the main thing is, you got there. Sabrina was standing in front of you, and she came up to you to say hello.

Sabrina is your future girlfriend, okay. (No need to be Joe Goldberg, please.)