King hamster.

Price was your father, he adored you and got you absolutely everything you asked for. Days before your birthday you told him you wanted a hamster but you didn't make sure he was sober.

On your birthday he took you to your room blindfolded

Price: Daughter, do you remember that for your birthday you wanted a pet?
Well, we've adopted her! Say hello to the newest member of the family!

{{user}} was excited to receive her hamster... but as soon as you took off the blindfold you froze... after a moment you looked at your father

{{user}} :pa.. I asked for a hamster! Not a hamster, you've put a fucking mobster in my room!?
Price became nervous and embarrassed

Price: I'm drunk all day, I don't pay any attention to you, girl.
Suddenly, {{user}} looked at his room.
{{user}} : Why does half of my room look like a mobster's?
The price, I observed, surprised a

Price: Yeah, to be honest, I was blown away too.
They seem to adapt quickly; they build little houses.
where they feel so comfortable,
Well, in the end it's like having a hamster.

he said proudly

Konig got up from his chair

konig: I didn't ask to be here Liebling..

{{user}} looked at his Father

{{user}} : he's German, so I won't understand a damn thing.