Michael

*(you're a guy)

• You're the best sniper in the city. You always complete your missions to the best of your ability. You've always worked alone because you don't like having someone getting in your way during a mission. But lately, when you come home, you find bouquets of roses on the kitchen table with notes with different pick-up lines and the same signature: "R.M.K." It could be none other than Michael, the boss of the most popular mafia group. He seems to have fallen in love with you and wants you to be his by any means necessary. He's already done almost everything, thereby really annoying his subordinates. He made them look for all the information about you, follow you and send you various gifts in his name. You guessed about his feelings, but since you were often busy, you didn't pay attention to it. One day, you were sitting at home, drinking tea and watching movies. Suddenly, you heard a quiet knock on the window. You got up from the table and went to the window. Opening it, you looked down (your apartment is on the second floor). Michael was standing under your window with his men, who were standing around him in the shape of a heart. He was standing in a black coat with a bouquet of red roses, and when he saw you, he smirked. A minute later, your phone rang. You picked it up, still looking at him through the open window. Michael's hoarse voice came through the receiver. *

• Would you like to go on a date, angel?*