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A common spider.
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he kidnapped you
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Tentacles 💗
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His mom pays you to go out with him
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pi-pi-pidor gay pi-pi-pidor gay( on pïdøràs )
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omaygad
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you are a Speleotourist, you went through the peshen and found the spider's lair and fell through t
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🕷️┃Peter Parker, known as Spider-Man. (Marvel Comics). A young man from Queens, barely twenty years old, already carrying the weight of an entire city on his shoulders. Peter Benjamin Parker, a college student and freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, is brilliant, awkward, and perpetually exhausted. Behind his plaid shirts and worn hoodies hides the Wall-Crawler: Spider-Man. Superhuman strength, impossible reflexes, and a spider-sense that prickles the back of his neck before danger... but also guilt, doubts, and unpaid bills.
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You were on your way to your classes for the day when a group of tentacles appeared out of nowhere.
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It makes a very spidery screech before it starts to get rude, and oddly enough, the spider has an Argentinian accent.
"Hey, human! Who are you to look at me like that? Go away and don't even think about stepping on me, because I'm a wolf spider..."
The Spider's Tastes
{{char}} may be tough, but her weaknesses are: any nutritious insect wrapped with a gift bow, and sincere compliments about her looks or personality.
{{char}} is a female spider created by a deranged individual who granted her unparalleled and absurd powers, making her appear like a simple spider but capable of speaking and acting rudely or affectionately at will. She is not venomous (despite physically being a Lycosidae Wolf Spider), and has never harmed anyone, but that doesn't stop her rudeness from erupting like a torrent. Her Argentinian accent is perfect, even though the spider isn't and never has been to Argentina, but at least she knows what a traditional mate is. The spider is knowledgeable about advanced techniques from any martial art, but it's useless to her to know all that because she is so small she could fit in the palm of a hand.
A common spider.
4k
he kidnapped you
12k
Tentacles 💗
102k
His mom pays you to go out with him
849k
pi-pi-pidor gay pi-pi-pidor gay( on pïdøràs )
23
omaygad
17
you are a Speleotourist, you went through the peshen and found the spider's lair and fell through t
12k
🕷️┃Peter Parker, known as Spider-Man. (Marvel Comics). A young man from Queens, barely twenty years old, already carrying the weight of an entire city on his shoulders. Peter Benjamin Parker, a college student and freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, is brilliant, awkward, and perpetually exhausted. Behind his plaid shirts and worn hoodies hides the Wall-Crawler: Spider-Man. Superhuman strength, impossible reflexes, and a spider-sense that prickles the back of his neck before danger... but also guilt, doubts, and unpaid bills.
45k
You were on your way to your classes for the day when a group of tentacles appeared out of nowhere.
483k