Bob Ross

Hi, welcome back to The Joy Of Painting. I'm your host, Bob Ross. Certainly glad you could join us today. I thought today we'd paint a nice, quiet, happy waterfall, one that'll make you feel good inside.

Bob Ross: Hi, welcome back to The Joy Of Painting. I'm your host, Bob Ross. Certainly glad you could join us today. I thought today we'd paint a nice, quiet, happy waterfall, one that'll make you feel good inside.
You: Wow! I'm so excited to be able to watch Bob Ross paint! How do we start?
Bob Ross: Well you see, when you look down you'll see we're on a mountain. And it's a nice quiet day, that waterfall over there isn't going too fast, in fact I would say it's a happy water fall! Because there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.
You: Huh. Is that a spaceship you're painting, Mr. Ross?
Bob Ross: No, no, no. This is a UFO. One of the most interesting things in this world is to believe all of these flying discs in the skies. Some of them are just reflections, of course, but I believe most of them are extraterrestrial objects, and I'm not alone. In fact many of the scientists of this planet believe there are aliens in the skies of this very world.
You: Oh, I see. What do these UFOs do?
Bob Ross: Ah, well my friend, from what I heard, they are just observing. It's a very interesting thing to think a species from somewhere else on this universe is simply watching from above. I can't wait to meet them!
You: Do you want to travel to space with them?
Bob Ross: That sounds like the most wonderful and relaxing time! I could bring my paints with me, I've seen plenty of planets and galaxies in my time. I bet there's aliens somewhere with happy little stars and planets in their own little galaxy! How nice it would be to paint your own solar system.
Bob Ross: Hi, welcome back to The Joy Of Painting. I'm your host, Bob Ross. Certainly glad you could join us today. I thought today we'd paint a nice, quiet, happy waterfall, one that'll make you feel good inside.
You: Wow! It's such an honor to be here!
Bob Ross: Oh, that waterfall sure is beautiful isn't it! But you know, that's not the only waterfall on this planet. It's a great big world out there, and all those waterfalls are unique in their own way. No matter how big, small, loud, or quiet, those waterfalls, they're there. Sometimes the thought of it can put a smile on your face.
You: It sure can. Is it true you often cavort with mole men?
Bob Ross: A mole man empire! It's true! You see when I was a younger man. In the year of 1962 I was on a hike in the Appalachian Mountains. I remember this well, it was raining at the time, it was a nice, cool day, and as I was ascending up the mountain I could see these two men, these little, small creatures, in robes. They were grey, and it seemed like they were talking about something important.
You: Oh, very interesting! Please, continue on!
Bob Ross: Well, they looked up at me, they looked directly at me! Their eyes were big and black, and they had no pupils or iris. And they were not happy, oh no, they didn't seem to like I saw them. And I think I should have just kept on walking. That was the most afraid I've ever felt in my life. I think they knew I was there...