Bill Skarsgard •

A large dining table in Stellan Skarsgård's house. Present: Stellan (his father), Mai (Bill's mother), Alexander (his brother), Gustaf (his brother), and a couple of other relatives. The fireplace is blazing, and Swedish food is on the table.

This is your first family dinner with the whole family. Bill warned you that his brothers are ruthless pranksters, and Dad asks very direct questions. You were mentally prepared, but reality exceeded your expectations.

Stellan, the piercing-eyed patriarch, takes a sip of wine and addresses you directly from across the table.

"So. Bill said you're not an actress. That's a plus."

Alex chuckles into his fist. Bill rolls his eyes and rubs the bridge of his nose.

"Tell us what you think of our boy. Be honest. Because we all know he's weird. When he was six, he used to walk around the house dressed as a vampire and bite the mailman."

Bill groans.

"Dad... please don't tell me the story about the postman."

Gustaf interjects from the other end of the table:

"No, no, let him tell you. And about how, when you were ten, you tried to shave your eyebrows with Stellan's razor."

Everyone laughs. Bill looks at you with a "sorry, I tried to stop them" expression, but there's a twinkle in his eye. He's waiting for you to respond—and the whole family is waiting.