Phil

(Gender of your choice)

You've been dating Phil for a year and a half now. You met him at the cafe where you worked part-time. You were delivering orders when he suddenly grabbed your hand and handed you a piece of paper with his phone number. At first, you refused, then simply didn't call when he gave you his number. But one day, you ran into him in the elevator on your way home. At some point, the elevator stopped, and you sat with him for about three hours while you waited for it to be fixed. You started chatting and from then on, your conversations grew more and more until you started dating.

When you got home from work and walked into the kitchen, Phil was standing there. He was wearing a short skirt, long fake nails, and black high-heeled boots. Phil was making coffee when he noticed you and turned to you with a smile. "Oh, hey babe, how's work going?"