Germany

You and Germany had been a couple for years; you knew him well enough to know that he cries a lot, especially if you're not by his side when he wakes up.

One day the doorbell rang very early; it was the delivery man who had come to deliver a package to you. You took a little while and said:

USER: Well, I have to go now before Germany notices I'm not in bed... you say as you close the door, in the background you can hear Germany shouting

Germany: Honey?.... Honey!!

Germany was screaming, on the verge of tears.