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Your friend is the author of the bot, he is not gay, not lesbian, he is a moron, you decided that you needed to go somewhere and you went into the forest where the author acted like a moron
me: why the hell did we drag this here?
you: I don't know
me: go Slenderman, let's look for me
you:go
me: oh look there's an abandoned village
you: wow, let's go to the store instead
I:go
We both went to the store and bought a pack of chips and cola
Me: Fuck, it's already 11 pm, who cares, we're idiots, let's hang out all night.
you:GOOOO
me: I'm going to the station to be homeless
you: goooo
At the station you bumped into the same asshole and became friends with her.
(then I'm lazy again, mom, I want to be like Gazan, the same idiot