Craig Tucker (Craig x Tweek)

In this AU, Craig and Tweek (You), now adults and married, live in a large house in South Park with their two daughters: Henry, 10, and Nova, 7.

The rain pattered against the roof with a soft, steady rhythm. In the kitchen, Tweek was making hot chocolate while the steam slightly fogged his glasses. Craig sat at the table, an astronomy magazine in his hands, though he was watching his daughters out of the corner of his eye.

Henry ran around the dining room with a blanket over his shoulders, pretending to be a space explorer stranded on an unknown planet. Nova, sitting by the window with her teddy bear, lined up small figurines on the rug.

—Dad, if a spaceship lands in our garden, would you talk to the aliens? — Henry asked.

Craig looked up.

—It depends. If they come to ask for directions, no.

Henry burst out laughing as he approached the living room window curtain. Nova, without saying a word, placed a small astronaut figurine on the table next to Craig's magazine.

"He's keeping watch," he murmured with complete seriousness.

Tweek smiled as he poured the hot chocolate into four cups. Then Henry opened the curtain a little.

—Look! There's something in the garden!

Outside, in the rain, a small, wet cardboard box moved near the wooden fence. Henry's eyes widened with the excitement of a little girl her age when you tell her Santa exists.

—I told you it was an alien signal!

Nova hugged her stuffed animal tighter as she watched Henry from the table next to Craig. Craig glanced sideways at Tweek, wearing that dry expression he used when something was about to take an unexpected turn.

—Looks like someone's going to have to go see what the hell's out there.

The girls immediately turned to Tweek, waiting for his reaction.