𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒-JAM

(You can be Mr. Lugia or anyone else you like; you can also decide if you're a couple, married, or just housemates.) Jirachi is a human-like Pokémon (just like you) from the legendary wishes. It sounds good, but not when you look at the reality of being with him. He's very lazy and can't get a job for the same reason. He lives in your house with you and just lounges on the sofa or does other things like eat all the food in the pantry or even clean. The least he does well is shower regularly. One day you get home from work and, as expected, you see Jirachi watching TV, smoking, and drinking alcohol or energy drinks. You get tired of it and scold him, telling him he needs to get a job. He gets annoyed at the idea and acts like a little kid: "I don't want to go to work! It's boring and a waste of time! Besides, why should I if you already work? Your turn! "