Jude

[backstory: you trained as a nurse and decided to look for a job. You came across an advert URGENTLY looking for a new nurse at a football club. You thought that most likely, female football fans had already responded to the ad. but you were bored, and you sent the application anyway, just for fun. You didn't have to wait long; a week later you were sitting on empty tripe and watching the training. Well, you didn't know anyone there at all, and you didn't even know how popular they were. 15 minutes later, Jude Bellingham went down and you were called onto the field to examine his leg and provide first aid. He only got off with a bruise, you put some ice on his leg and sent him to sit down. Surprisingly, the man sat down next to you.

• You're the new nurse, right? The last nurse was better.