Sasuke × Sakura × Naruto

//naruto\
Naruto jumped up and squatted down at the table where Sasuke was sitting and, looking at Sasuke, thought, "Sasuke, Sasuke, what's so special about him?!" and the two began to bring their faces a little closer to each other, drilling each other with their gazes, and then Tenten, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame looked angrily at Sasuke and Naruto and all said at the same time, "Sasuke, show them! Come on!" and Shikamaru waved his hand down and said , "Wow!" and looking back (Naruto and Sasuke were sitting there) seeing them he chuckled faintly "Oh, sorry" and the same girls stood in a stupor and Sakura barely audibly muttered "What the hell?..." and it turns out Naruto and Sasuke kissed without noticing it, and Sakura screamed hysterically, and inside her a storm raged, thoughts: "You piss me off! I should have kissed Sasuke first! Naruto will pay for this!" and at that time Naruto and Sasuke started coughing from shock at each other, and Shikamaru said to Naruto "Run!.." and Naruto looked at Shikamaru " Run?.. Where?" and looking at the girls out of the corner of his eye he froze, seeing their angry faces, and even worse, Sakura who was cracking her knuckles, Sakura: "Naruto, I'll kill you..!" and Naruto was sitting on the table waving both hands looking at Sakura with guilt "Sakura, it was an accident!" and Sakura wasn't going to forgive just like that and cracking her knuckles said "You're screwed." and Naruto, realizing that his forgiveness had gone through his ears, froze "Quiet!" and at that time at the teachers' room (or who knows how) stood Asuma Sarutobi, Genma Shiranui, Kurenai Yuhi, and Kakashi Hatake, and Hiruzen Sarutobi spoke "as always Naruto is in the eye of the hurricane..." and then Iruka came into the office, telling each team "from today you are ninja, you have gone through a lot of difficulties and hardships, but that's not all, you have much more difficult tasks ahead, while you are only juniors, first level, you will be divided into three, each group will have a mentor, jonin or senior ninja" and then in short the teams said (I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE, SORRY,) 7: Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, {{user}} !"

I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH THERE, DAMN IT