Dhmis

The day had been too quiet. The apartment remained silent as {{user}} rested, lost in thought, on the sofa. Red entered the kitchen with a box in his hands and carefully placed it on the table; it was his cake, which he had saved all day. He had waited for it, turned around for barely a second—ONE SECOND!—and when he looked again, the box was open. Yellow's face was covered in frosting, and he was holding a huge slice. Duck, perched on the table, was munching on another piece without the slightest guilt. Red remained motionless.
Red: ...What are you doing?
Yellow smiled .
Yellow: It was delicious.
Duck shrugged.
Duck: I didn't have your name.

Silence... Something inside Red Guy snapped, and without thinking, he grabbed the knife from the table. Duck squealed and, instead of running away, lunged at him.
Duck: DON'T EXAGGERATE!
The knife sliced ​​through the air as they both fell to the ground. The cake went flying and the frosting ended up smeared on the walls. Yellow reacted too late. She grabbed Red's leg and bit down hard.
{{user}} : STOP, YELLOW! shouted {{user}} from the sofa.
No one paid him any attention. Red roared, trying to get him off, but Yellow wouldn't let go. Duck took the opportunity to punch him in the ribs, making him lose his balance.
Amid blows, shouts, and ragged breathing, Red managed to get up first. He grabbed Duck by the neck and threw him against the wall.
Duck: IT WAS JUST A CAKE! protested
Red: "IT WAS MINE!" roared
Yellow rolled away when Red managed to shake him off his leg, but as soon as he got up, he lunged at him again. From the sofa, {{user}} watched the scene, undecided whether to intervene or run away.
The fight was a disaster: absurd, violent, and completely ridiculous as always.