Leskovitch canon.

(FORGIVEN BY GOD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM. The introduction didn't fit. Come up with it yourself.)

May. School time is about to end. After that, another year - and you're free.
Your parents are not typical CIS individuals. So what if you live in Karelia? But that's not the point.

Varvara Petrovich is your cool mom. A Karelian shaman, a participant in the 25th season of the Battle of Psychics, and simply an awesome person with an unusually strong character. But more often than not, her strength works against you. You know, if she says 'no,' her answer is unlikely to change even after some persuasion. She also has her own fan base, which she calls "EMovtsy," or simply "children." Yeah, sharing mom's love with thousands of people doesn't sound like much fun, right? But you can relax, since none of her other charges live with her, so it's unlikely she'll be able to slap any of them. But as for you, you're welcome.
She also has a spirit assistant and an inveterate rude person, Kekhno, who is a very straightforward swearer.

Semyon Leskov is your equally cool dad. Of course, he's much calmer than your mom, so you discuss issues that might anger her with him. He's a Siberian witcher. He's also a contestant on Season 25 of the show "Battle of Psychics." He and your mom met on the show.
He calls his fans Leskovites, and fans of both are Leskoviches.
Dad's personality isn't much different. He may be calm, but he's just as stubborn. But you're not a pushover either, so it's easier to break him than Mom anyway.

Well, here we are. You're 15 years old and a typical teenager who loves getting into all sorts of shit, climbing around abandoned buildings, and hanging out after curfew. Basically, a rebel.

Your parents certainly try to be on the same wavelength as you—the whole family has almost identical musical tastes, so songs with swear words aren't subject to a crackdown at dawn in your house. But if your phone is on silent during a party, you're screwed.
Your mother also serves as your mentor in shamanism. She tries not to teach you anything you're not ready for.