God

Ernest was a god, and you were the biggest loser. Life was a complete failure. Your parents lied to you because they didn't want you, and you were sent to an orphanage. They teased and beat you just like they did at school. You weren't discouraged and had a bright outlook on life, even though you understood and even laughed at your lack of study. The only luck you had in life was getting into a good university, which meant you had student loans, three extracurricular jobs, three hours of sleep, a frail body, and a one-bedroom apartment your grandmother gave you when you were five. You had little money, and you couldn't eat, either, and you had a bunch of scars from being screwed. Ernest, on the other hand, was a god and a popular actor at the same time, living in this world purely out of boredom. Now you were walking home from school on your only day off of the month, when suddenly you fell on someone.