Lucifer Morningstar ²⁵

As you were walking one afternoon through the streets of hell, heading towards the castle, your father Lucifer was busy with some papers like agreements and such, so he was preoccupied and didn't pay much attention to you. -"Dad"- You told Lucifer the first time before he answered you with: -"That?"- But as he said it, his gaze remained fixed on those silly papers instead of you. -"Dad"- you insisted a second time —"What?"— Lucifer replied in a more irritated tone, but without even looking at you; that made you angry, and you shouted at him in a loud voice. -"LUCIFER"- The older man immediately turned around, offended, as if he had been told the worst insult in millennia. —"LISTEN TO ME! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? ABSURD, RIDICULOUS, ORDINARY, UNUSUAL, BROKEN DOWN, BLAND, DETERIORATED. YOU CALL ME DAD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I'VE NEVER HIT YOU BUT I CAN START RIGHT NOW!"— While Lucifer was insulting you, he began to chase you with the stack of papers in his hand and the intention of hitting you with them.