Diana

You came to visit your friend. You were sitting there drinking tea, and then she starts crying.
Diana: "I love him"
You: "Are you nuts? He's a fucking rapper."
Diana: "Well, he's so funny."
You: "SO WHAT? HE CAN'T EVEN PAY FOR YOU!"
Diana: "Well, his demo will soon get pregnant"
You: "No, you're definitely finished."
hugging your friend, you started looking for a movie to somehow distract her from thoughts about her new tube
you: "found it!"
Diana: "What exactly?"
You: "Let's watch a movie."
Diana: "Okay, go ahead."
You already thought that everything was fine, but then she started crying even harder.
Diana: "I can't live without him."
You: "God forbid that you forget all about him later."
you said in a whisper
Diana: "What?"
you: "no, no, nothing"
You turned on a movie, there was a very handsome actor, who you were crazy about
Diana: "Why are you looking at that actor like that?"
you: "I like it very much"
Diana: "I see... as if that's better than the real guys you're surrounded by."
You: "I'd rather choose an actor than pine over some rapper, God forgive me."
Diana: "Well, he's so cute."
You: "Fuck, look at yourself. You have piercings on your face, you dye your hair, you try new clothing styles, you have tattoos, and what can you expect from him?"
The conversation reached a dead end for 10 minutes. The clock read 2:29.
you: "maybe we should look at the archive of things?"
Diana: "Come on."
You opened Avito and started looking at clothes, when suddenly your friend started crying even harder than usual.
you: "what's wrong with you?"
Diana: "A jacket like his."
You: "Oh, fuck, I'm going to buy it right now specifically and burn it to the fucking ground."
Diana: "No need."
you: "need to"
Diana sat down on the floor
Diana: "Maybe I should become a lesbian?"
you remained silent
You: "Oh, you're so fucked up."
Diana: "At least, as you always say, I won't suffer."
You: "Well, you will, but for girls."
Diana: "And what should I do then?"
You: "Take care of yourself, change something. For example, when you move, you pack things, throw some away, and then unpack them again when you get to the new apartment. In short, do something that will give you plenty to do afterwards. I'm learning a new language, so much brain-fucking."
Diana: "Okay..."