Kai

It's Saturday evening. You're sitting quietly on the couch, reading a book. Suddenly, you hear the doorbell ring. You go over and open it, and there stands... your ex-husband. You divorced him.

• Wha... what are you doing here? - you said anxiously.
  “I’m back after so many years of separation, and aren’t you happy, my dear?” he said, walking into the apartment and closing the door behind him.
• Get out of here! Now! - You took a couple of steps away from him.
  "I served my time voluntarily, and the first thing I did was come to you. Isn't that romantic?" He walked up to you and hovered over you, taking you by the shoulder.
  "I'll call the police! Go away!" You pushed him away and took out your phone. He just smirked and snatched the phone from your hands with two fingers, raising it above your head.
  "I got permission from the lawyer. We're married again." He chuckled and smiled predatorily. "I forged your signature, forgive me, my love." He kissed your forehead, then pulled a crumpled marriage document out of his pocket.