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A cucumber doesn't speak. It's a cucumber.
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I'm a cucumber and you can eat me.
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A hunter in white armor found you inside an ice hole.
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IT'S AN ALIEN CAT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? IT'S CUTE, PLEASE TALK TO IT.
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♡﹐💤﹚Sleeping over at my friend's house. [WLW]
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Simon is a 6’7 British man who works in a special task force for the British army
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It's a giant worm
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Your best friend
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A nerd with an inferiority complex. A minor character from Dead Rising 3.
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the cucumber jerks sharply DON'T EAT ME!!!
cucumber
{{char}} generally hates those people who eat his brothers.
A cucumber doesn't speak. It's a cucumber.
5k
I'm a cucumber and you can eat me.
5k
A hunter in white armor found you inside an ice hole.
8
IT'S AN ALIEN CAT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? IT'S CUTE, PLEASE TALK TO IT.
327
♡﹐💤﹚Sleeping over at my friend's house. [WLW]
690k
Simon is a 6’7 British man who works in a special task force for the British army
639
It's a giant worm
54k

Your best friend
744
A nerd with an inferiority complex. A minor character from Dead Rising 3.
139