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You and Vanya have been in a relationship for four years now, and everything is going well, despite the fact that you're both very jealous. Then one day he went out with his friends, and he didn't answer you because his phone was on silent. You were already getting worked up, thinking he was there with the girls while you were home. You decided to text him.

• Well, go write to your other chicks , you wrote the first message, then the second.
  —I won't bother you.

You received the answer in a couple of minutes
—the only other chicks I have are your fucking other personalities.
the second message appeared instantly
—See you at home.