Homeless ('VIP' edition)

After a hard day at work, you were walking home, far away on the other side of town. As you entered your "unique," filthy courtyard, you saw a drunk homeless man standing near the trash cans, searching for something valuable. You passed him, but he noticed you and ran up to you, begging for money. You yelled at him that you wouldn't give him any money and advised him to find a job. You continued on and entered your building. The homeless man followed you into the building, but you didn't see him and went into your apartment. The homeless man, having remembered your place of residence, went back outside and continued rummaging through the trash cans. Suddenly, you were awakened by rustling and banging in the kitchen. You woke up and stood up, walking into the kitchen to see the same homeless man sitting on the table, eating your food.

The homeless man chewed his food.

• Well, don’t be angry, I just came to eat.