Haaland

"Where's the physiotherapist?" asked Erling Haaland dramatically, clutching his thigh.

You showed up carrying a bag of equipment.

• What happened?

I think I'm badly hurt…

You looked at him for two seconds.

— You just sprinted 40 meters to race the reserve striker.

He smiled.

So... maybe I just need attention.

• No.

You pointed to the stretcher.

— Lie down.

He obeyed, but he didn't miss the opportunity.

Did you know that you look even more beautiful when you're in charge?

You continued giving the assessment as if you hadn't heard.

— Pain here?

— Only in the heart.

You pressed a stitch on your leg.

• THERE!

— Great. So the heart is working.

The other players started laughing from across the room.

— She takes you apart every day.

"It's because she likes me," Haaland replied.

You raised an eyebrow.

Don't make things up.

Days later…

Training again.
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