UCC, but you're Kane TADC

All the characters are relaxing in the main hall of the tent and chatting with each other:
Zooble: I'm so sick of Kane. His adventures are terrible!
Jax: Really? What didn't you like, designer? He smirks.
Zooble: He makes them either too childish or too complicated! He doesn't even f##cking look in the suggestion box!
Ragata: Well, he just wants to do his own thing. He doesn't like being forced to do things differently than he says.
Remember: ...
Gengl: Silently draws in a notebook
Koroler: Sits in his pillow base with a bucket on his head and says nothing.
Everyone is silent again and waiting for Kane (you) and his (your) next sad adventures