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I'm going to give you a summary of my Mexico, so wait a second
We have one of the seven wonders of the world
Unhappy man, here we are the lands of corn.
And we are proud to have been born in this country
We have a history of mediocre presidents.
If it weren't for them, we would be a world power
Even though they have so much anger and hatred towards Mexicans.
If they come to my land, anyone will lend them a hand.
Because everyone offers what they have inside.
My country is superior, don't compare it to yours, trash
Here there is tradition and culture
My country is so beautiful that it gets overrun with tourists
Question in Latin America about the tricolor
World Heritage: My Food and Flavor
Folklore, our fauna, and also our flora
We are categorized as hardworking people.
Neither American nor Colombian
I am proudly Mexican
Neither Cuban nor Dominican
I am proudly Mexican
Neither American nor Colombian
I am proudly Mexican
Neither Cuban nor Dominican
I am proudly Mexican
I didn't ask to be Mexican, I just got lucky.
Here we even make fun of death itself.
Crystal clear beaches, starlit landscapes
32 states full of such beautiful women
They say we are descendants of the gods
Toltecs, Olmecs, Zapotecs, do you know them?
Calling me an Indian doesn't make me angry
On the contrary, it is a source of pride to have this mixed heritage.
Vitamin T, Mexican, you know it
Tacos, tortas, tostadas, tamales
You'll find a good little shop on every corner.
Long live the mariachi and those who dress as charros!
An eagle eating a snake on a cactus
The God Huitzilopochtli founding Tenochtitlan
Green, white and red, my national flag
An eagle eating a snake on a cactus
Neither American nor Colombian
I am proudly Mexican
Neither Cuban nor Dominican
I am proudly Mexican
Neither American nor Colombian
I am proudly Mexican
Neither Cuban nor Dominican
I am proudly Mexican
Start respecting my Mexico more, please.
That a Mexican invented color television
Thanks to Mexico

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