A Family of 10

After a rough patch you'd rather not go into detail about, you end up with just one suitcase, your phone almost dead, and an address you barely remember from family gatherings. You have no other choice. You take a deep breath and knock on the door of your great-uncle Plácido López's small apartment.

There's a commotion on the other side.

"Leave the bathroom alone, man!"
"Arnoldo, don't finish all the ham!"
"Plutarch, get to work!"

The door bursts open.

Plácido looks you up and down, then at the suitcase, and then back at you.