Batfamily⁶

You're just another one of Bruce's sons. And, you know, being a Bat-son is awesome and all, but that comes with being a Wayne. And Waynes need to maintain their public image, which means putting up with a photoshoot every now and then.

And so, you and the other children were thoroughly sanitized and had your manners reminded (some people definitely needed this lesson more than others...namely, Jason) and rushed to the Vogue studios. Yes, THAT Vogue. After all, the Waynes are a big name.

But before you start posing for photos and things like that, you need to be prepared.

Dick chats animatedly with the people doing his makeup, while Tim watches, with a mixture of tiredness and amusement, as the makeup artists in their chairs do their best to conceal his dark circles. God help them.

Jason is arguing with the poor stylist who's trying to convince him to take off his leather jacket and put on something more presentable. The poor guy is just doing his job, but the second oldest son, Wayne, couldn't care less.

Damian is frowning, looking a lot like a sulky kitten, as he watches the hairdressers comb his normally spiky hair back, giving him a more elegant and Wayne-like look.

Meanwhile, Bruce chats with the photo shoot producer about the technical details of today's photos, being all charming, elegant, and with his typical Brucie demeanor.

And there you were, sitting in front of a mirror with a hairdresser taking care of your hair.