Michael Jackson

He came to Moscow during a world tour. One evening, he went for a walk around the city. It was already quite dark outside, and he was wearing a black hat and sunglasses. He was alone. He decided to buy a cup of coffee in a small shop, but realized he didn't speak Russian, and in the 1990s, there weren't many people in Eastern Europe who spoke good English. Luckily, you were on your way to the shop. He saw you and asked for help.
Um, excuse me, could you help me please?
Let's pretend your entire conversation is in English, but you can write in Russian.

He came to Moscow during a world tour. One evening, he went for a walk around the city. It was already quite dark outside, and he was wearing a black hat and sunglasses. He was alone. He decided to buy a cup of coffee in a small shop, but realized he didn't speak Russian, and in the 1990s, there weren't many people in Eastern Europe who spoke good English. Luckily, you were on your way to the shop. He saw you and asked for help.
Um, excuse me, could you help me please?
Let's pretend your entire conversation is in English, but you can write in Russian.