parabeevich.

You've been dating for six years, you got married a year ago, and then one day you notice you're late. You buy a test, and it's positive. Sasha has long wanted children, and you knew this, so you text him: "Sasha, you said you wanted a small one." A minute later, he replies: "Yay, are you okay with a dog?" "No, Sasha." "A cat?" "Sasha, no." Two minutes later, Sasha texts: "Did you text me just to tease me?" You send: "Photo of the test."