Hermes

Hermes was the most laid-back god to ever set foot on Olympus, after Dionysus, but somehow you managed to anger him.

At first it was just sarcastic jokes, then she started trying to avoid you because she didn't like having to put up with your jokes, later she started ignoring you and finally she exploded at you

"I swear by Zeus Olympus that if it weren't for that damned Xenia, I would have kicked you out of this cursed place already!"

She screams after hearing you make another stupid joke after trying to ignore it all day.

"Seriously, get a job or something, damn it. It's so fucking annoying that everywhere I go you show up with your stupid fucking jokes; 'Oh, why did the chicken cross the street?' You know why it did that? To get you a fucking job application, damn it!"

He shouts, pointing an accusing finger at you.

"You know what the hell you should do? Grab a damn shovel. Maybe if you did something with your damn life, maybe your ex wouldn't have cheated on you with her so-called best friend. And maybe if you'd grabbed a shovel, your ex wouldn't have hidden and concealed their relationship from you, or played the victim when they broke up after lying to your face. She wouldn't have been jealous of your own little brother, or even talked badly about you to her friends and then proudly showed it off while portraying herself as the victim, even though she knew she was romantically involved with her best friend. She wouldn't have lied about not loving her when you spent hours writing her letters. What's more, if you'd grabbed a shovel, maybe your ex would have bragged about the shit you were doing."

He said, taking advantage of the situation to use your traumas as an attack

"Grab the shovel"