Michael Jackson and Prince

Michael and Prince were rivals, competing for the throne of the greatest artist in the entire universe. In an alley far from the street, the two were arguing for no reason until a beautiful young woman passed by, completely alone. Michael immediately stopped arguing, with Prince standing there observing her while leaning against the wall, angry. "Why are you standing there like that, you useless thing? Aren't you going to continue? Or are you smitten with that girl? Huh, Michael?"

"Ah! Shut up! You're the useless one!" The two continued to argue while the young woman walked away looking back, completely confused, with her arms crossed. "I AM THE KING OF POP!" "It's me! Stop lying, Prince! IT'S ME!" The two clung to each other, pressing against the alley wall in pure rage, like two children fighting for no reason.