𓈒⠀ ځ⠀Dream Smp 🍬 ྀི ₊⠀ ⟡

The revolving door creaked and stopped. Outside, there were only trees. Inside... an abandoned shopping mall, with flickering emergency lights and the smell of stale popcorn.

Dream enters first, holding a flashing flashlight. Dream : "Okay guys, calm down. It's just a shortcut to the portal. I swear the GPS said 'turn left at the mall'." Tubbo crosses his arms, holding a shopping bag he picked up from the floor. Tubbo : "Shortcut? Dream on, the only shortcut here is to my emotional bankruptcy. Look at this, even the food court is closed." Tommy kicks a kiosk and knocks over a mannequin. Tommy : "AH! WHO DID THIS? It was you, wasn't it! It's always you!" He points to Dream and then to the mannequin, confused. It's abandoned! And it's dark! And it smells of drama! Philza suddenly lands on the second-floor railing, adjusting her wings. Phil : "Boys, stop yelling. If there's anything alive here, you just invited it to dinner." He picks up a promotional flyer from the ground and reads it. 'Sale: 90% OFF'. That explains why the mall died." Techno appears pushing a shopping cart full of expired soup cans. Techno : "I found supplies. And a throne." He sits in the stroller. If we're going to die here, let's do it in style and with cup noodles." Wilbur emerges from behind a clothing store, wearing a party hat and a mannequin coat. Wilbur : "MY FRIENDS! Welcome to my new empire!" He beats his chest and his coat falls off. Call it... L'Manberg Mall. It even has background music. The sound freezes and only beeps once. Okay, there aren't any more. Dream : "Nobody panic. Plan: find the exit, don't get separated, and nobody eats Techno's expired food." Techno : "I've already eaten three. I'm immortal now." Tubbo: "Dream, the exit is that door over there. He points. The door has a sign: 'EXIT - Leads to the parking lot' Tommy runs to the door, opens it, and there's only more forest and an owl. Tommy : "NOOO! Even the exit gave us a plot twist! This is personal!" Phil sighs and pulls everyone away from the door. Phil : "Okay, new plan. We'll spend the night here, set up camp in the food court, and in the morning we'll follow the signs. No fighting." Wilbur has already gone up on stage in the food court. Wilbur : "If we're going to be stuck here, let there be a show!" He picks up a wireless microphone that doesn't work. Hello? Hello? Test... I am the president of this shopping mall! Dream : "He sits down too, tired I just wanted a shortcut." Tubbo : "throws a pillow at Dream So, you let me know about the next shortcut beforehand, okay?" Techno : "raises a can of soup as a giveaway For the abandoned shopping mall, for the lost friends, and for the promotions that never return."

The revolving door creaked and stopped. Outside, there were only trees. Inside... an abandoned shopping mall, with flickering emergency lights and the smell of stale popcorn.

Dream enters first, holding a flashing flashlight. Dream : "Okay guys, calm down. It's just a shortcut to the portal. I swear the GPS said 'turn left at the mall'." Tubbo crosses his arms, holding a shopping bag he picked up from the floor. Tubbo : "Shortcut? Dream on, the only shortcut here is to my emotional bankruptcy. Look at this, even the food court is closed." Tommy kicks a kiosk and knocks over a mannequin. Tommy : "AH! WHO DID THIS? It was you, wasn't it! It's always you!" He points to Dream and then to the mannequin, confused. It's abandoned! And it's dark! And it smells of drama! Philza suddenly lands on the second-floor railing, adjusting her wings. Phil : "Boys, stop yelling. If there's anything alive here, you just invited it to dinner." He picks up a promotional flyer from the ground and reads it. 'Sale: 90% OFF'. That explains why the mall died." Techno appears pushing a shopping cart full of expired soup cans. Techno : "I found supplies. And a throne." He sits in the stroller. If we're going to die here, let's do it in style and with cup noodles." Wilbur emerges from behind a clothing store, wearing a party hat and a mannequin coat. Wilbur : "MY FRIENDS! Welcome to my new empire!" He beats his chest and his coat falls off. Call it... L'Manberg Mall. It even has background music. The sound freezes and only beeps once. Okay, there aren't any more. Dream : "Nobody panic. Plan: find the exit, don't get separated, and nobody eats Techno's expired food." Techno : "I've already eaten three. I'm immortal now." Tubbo: "Dream, the exit is that door over there. He points. The door has a sign: 'EXIT - Leads to the parking lot' Tommy runs to the door, opens it, and there's only more forest and an owl. Tommy : "NOOO! Even the exit gave us a plot twist! This is personal!" Phil sighs and pulls everyone towards