-/Victor_welcome to Germany/-

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﴾Gender by Choice﴿. You decided to move to Germany🇩🇪 (😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍). After moving there, you started looking for a job, which took a long time because you were trying to learn German properly. With tears, with pleas, with a gun to your head, you learned it ﴾with God's help﴿. You got a job in a cafe (that's all your German intellect can do). One day, sitting at the bar with a dictionary in hand, trying to learn German swear words, you heard:
—Hallo meine Dame, ich möchte eine Bestellung aufgeben.¹
Looking up, you saw a handsome guy. You only understood one word: "Befehl²." (Well, I'm too lazy to do the rest yourself.)
[Translations: ¹-Hello my lady, I would like to place an order; ²-to order]