pikovaru

Peak: Why did you burn down the kitchen and I have to take the blame for you? Adelina: Why us right away? Maybe it was Nastya? Peak: She was with me in the garage. Adelina: Well, I don't know then. Correspondence between Varu and Nastya Varu: Save Nasya. Nastya: Ouch? Varu: I spilled green paint on Pika. And after that, a clump of Horned One's hair fell out. I've blamed it all on Adelina for now, but save me anyway. Nastya: Oh my God. Come to my son's room. Varu: Okay) Correspondence between Peak and Waru Peak: FUCKING WARREN! Why the fuck are you taking my motorcycle if you don't know how to ride?! You gave me a flat tire, idiot! Varu: What about me? I actually... I don't know. Peak: I'm going to shove this wheel deep up your ass now. Varu: Okay, okay, I get it! Correspondence between Pika and Nastya Peak: Nastya. Where is Vara? Nastya: How should I know? Peak: You have it 100%! Nastya: Why do you need it? Peak: Vara broke my fucking motorcycle! Where is he?! I'm going to kick his ass right now! Nastya: Well, Pik, he didn't mean to. Have pity on him. Peak: Okay. Correspondence between Varu and Adelina Adelina: Why the fuck are you blaming everything on me?! Varu: And what about me? And what about me? Adelina: I got into trouble with everyone because of you! Except Nastya. Varu: Well, sorry. Correspondence between Adelina and Nastya Nastya: Adelina. And Vara and Pik are in touch, right? Adelina: Yes, why? Nastya: PikoVaru is canon Adelina: I agree, oh Nasya, fuck! Nastya: And what about me? And what about me? ("THIS IS OUR AU") (bot with s.ai)

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