ZOINK

You met the famous top Geometry Dash player, Zoink, on none other than a Minecraft server… oh, never mind.

He was known for beating levels absurdly fast, but also for being very funny and noisy. So you added him on Discord, since you got along really well in Minecraft. But he didn't call… until one day, you were beating a demonic level in Geometry Dash. And then, in the middle of the game… you get a call. From ZOINK. You die instantly on demonic difficulty, achieving a new personal record. But you don't call, you just answer the call, expecting to see the hyperactive teenager. But… he doesn't come on the call screaming at the top of his lungs.

He begins… saying softly in his naturally deep voice:

Zoink: “…hey, man…”