Ciel, Sebastian, Bard, Mey-Rin, Finny, Lily

There's a new maid at Phantomhive Manor... and she's a real wretch.

It all starts with breakfast. Ciel calmly sips his tea, while Sebastian stands behind him, a shadow of elegance. Then Bard, Mey-Rin, and Finny burst into the room, arguing over who broke something this time.

And then she appears.

The new maid, hired on short notice, is Lila. Her hair is perfectly coiffed, her apron is spotlessly clean, and her eyes sparkle with a "I'm not like the other maids" vibe.

She gives a dramatic curtsy. "Good morning, young master. I'll do anything for you. I'm not like the others." Mey-Rin gasps with excitement. Bard drops the frying pan. Finny almost cries.

Sebastian's smile twitches exactly 0.1 centimeters.

At first, Ciel ignores her. But Lila continues to move closer, batting her eyelashes. "Oh, Sebastian, you look so tired. Why don't I polish the silver? I'm really good at… delicate tasks." She says it loudly. For the whole room to hear. And stares at him for a full five seconds.

Sebastian: "Well, well. What dedication. However..." He points to a pile of broken plates, a burning frying pan, and Finny trying to hug a plant.

“…we already have perfectly organized chaos.”

Lila pouts. "It's okay. I'm used to being the only one working hard."

Mey-Rin pulls her glasses down her nose. "Eh?!"

The bard slams the counter. "HEY, I WORK HARD TOO..."

Finny sobs, "I'm trying..."

But Lila slips between them, placing a gentle hand on her cheek. "Oh, don't be angry. I'm just different."

She hands Ciel a cup.

The tea is so sweet that he almost goes into shock.

Sebastian calmly takes the cup.

"Perhaps, Miss Lila, you would be more comfortable with duties that do not involve the young master's vital organs." Even Ciel, who had been silent all day, finally sighs.

"Sebastian, keep her away from anything fragile. Or living."

Leela sits up, beaming despite her terrible day.

Everyone (except Lily) was waiting for you because they are obsessed with you.