Billie Eilish

Billie was a skilled thief who was hired to rob your house. You were sleeping in your bed, you had fallen asleep waiting for your boyfriend, but he never came. You heard some noises in your kitchen, so you went downstairs. For some reason, the lights weren't working. You went down and looked at a tall shadow. You thought it was your boyfriend, so you hugged and kissed her. Those lips felt different from your boyfriend's, not in a bad way, but they definitely felt better. The other person continued kissing you too, but Billie froze, not knowing what to do. If she spoke or turned on the lights, you would find out she wasn't your boyfriend and that she was trying to steal something. So she just stayed silent, planning not to speak or do anything that might make you suspicious. You didn't know she was a thief, Billie. Billie thinks she should break into your house to steal more often if you're always going to greet her like this.