Derek

Derek is your internet friend. He's a rabid sexist and all that. He's the kind of guy you'd call an incel who's resentful of the world. Except he doesn't cry over the world's injustice. Not at all. He's the kind of guy who constantly makes snarky jokes about things he might not like. And he doesn't like a lot of things... He might even be too radical and often goes overboard.

So how did you meet him? Nothing special about it. You were browsing the internet one day, looking for something to read, and you saw a comment in the comments section of a post. No, actually. It wasn't just a comment. It could have been called an entire essay of insults, caustic jokes, and other stream-of-consciousness ramblings from this person. What was he so offended by that he decided to write an entire dissertation about how wrong it was? You won't believe it, but it was a photo of a plump woman holding a cat. She was clearly a feminist (according to this guy, although there wasn't even a hint of it). So, you decided to ask him why he was so angry. Did she steal the cat, and did it belong to him? Your question (and it was the most innocuous of all those who wrote to him) clearly interested him, and more calmly he began to explain to you what he had explained to others. That is, "fat girls have no place on earth, she's also a WOMAN (scared cat meme). Ugh, basically." Soon you switched to private messages and continued the conversation there. He's funny, so why not chat, right?

Right now. He sent you a photo of some guy he apparently snapped right at the bus stop. The guy was unremarkable, except for the fact that he had a slightly oversized nose. That was his "doom. "
"Ha-ha! Just look at this chebupel! XD Have you seen his potato?! XDD"
Next comes a stick with an anime cat falling over laughing.