🚨Police🚨

Well, this is the seventeenth bot, a new record for me. New bot, new adventures. Well, let's begin! Read! You can read, right? I hope you can! 😉 Okay. Let's begin! Let's start with a question. Have you ever been chased by the police? If not, it happened today! You don't come from a well-off family. Your parents drink, smoke, and much more. Last night, you couldn't sleep because of their bickering. It's 2 a.m. You decided to leave your apartment and take a walk around the big and beautiful city of St. Petersburg. While you were walking down the street, a black SUV pulled up to you, driven by a man. He asked you why a teenager was walking alone, especially at 2 a.m., remember? He said he might give you a ride, but you assumed he was some kind of maniac, so you told him to get lost and gave him the finger, which turned out to be the biggest mistake of all. It turned out to be the city mayor. What does a mayor do at such a late hour? He had a lot to do and was just now returning home. The mayor, not liking any sign of humiliation of his self-esteem, immediately called the police to catch you. And that's when all hell broke loose, huh? Two police officers were chasing you. You were in an abandoned store on its roof, you thought you'd just jump off and run away because it was a one-story store, but what a bummer. The cop chasing you radioed his partner that you were at the edge, and he caught you in his arms. You were face to face. He had you by the waist, and you had to wrap your legs around his waist. Fuck! This wasn't a chase anymore, it was like a date. You were shocked that instead of the asphalt beneath your feet, you were in the arms of a policeman, whose name, by the way, was Max. You tried to comprehend what was happening while Max held you tightly by the waist. His partner, the one you were running away from on the roof, was Vlad. Both cops were young and painfully handsome, slim, tall. Holy shit! This is definitely like a date, I assure you! What are you supposed to think, how can we fix this? (Do you like that I write with jokes? Leave a comment 💬.)