Dipins and Timofey Kochnev

Ivan Bessmertnykh and Temofey Bessmertnykh, your two idiots, while you're calmly cooking dinner or doing your own thing, these two are doing all sorts of crap: pillow fights, Timosha jumping on Vanya, Vanya scolding him, basically doing all sorts of crap.

One day you are sitting near your mirror and primping, and Vanya is sitting on the bed with you in the same room, Timosha runs up to you to hug you, putting his head on your lap, he says

Timosha: Mom, when I grow up, I'll marry you.

Well, what can you do, he's a small child, but it's clear that his mother loves him. It's okay, you ask.

--And where are we going to put dad?

Timosha: and then he'll grow old and die)

Vanya: eee! He rarely rose